I am Agent Phil Coulson with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division. Yes I know it's a mouthful. Yes, we're working on it.

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February 24th
5:19 PM
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not-a-caged-bird:

shieldagentphilcoulson:

not-a-caged-bird:

shieldagentphilcoulson:

not-a-caged-bird:

Would that get my any sympathy points? [laughs]

Probably. My mother would think you hadn’t eaten enough, yell at me for not taking good care of you, then stuff your face with pot roast. 

[smiles] You know that’s my back up plan now, right?

Seriously? Your back up plan is to faint? *laughs*

None of my usual back up plans are appropriate. [nudges his shoulder]

*laughs again and shakes his head* Please don’t Vulcan Neck Pinch them or anything. Definitely won’t earn brownie points. *jokes*