I am Agent Phil Coulson with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division. Yes I know it's a mouthful. Yes, we're working on it.

((I am a part of The Marvel RP Blog but will RP with anyone!))
April 16th
7:03 PM

a message from not-a-caged-bird


[note left on the fridge] Hey, handsome. I miss you already. I love you and I'll call as soon as I can. No wild parties! Love, Bobbi

*touches the note with his fingers, smiling slightly* Be safe, love. *whispers*

March 17th
4:16 AM
Via

akaironman:

shieldagentphilcoulson:

akaironman:

*cough*philsisbigger*cough*

You haven’t even seen mine, woman. -Laughs- And I’ve seen Phil’s in the showers after a mission…

What?? Stark… why were you looking at my dick?

You’re so elegant. It astounds me. -Laughs- I wasn’t looking at it. I saw it out the corner of my eye. 

Please tell me you didn’t take a closer look after you saw it out of the corner of your eye??

4:13 AM
Via

akaironman:

*cough*philsisbigger*cough*

You haven’t even seen mine, woman. -Laughs- And I’ve seen Phil’s in the showers after a mission…

What?? Stark… why were you looking at my dick?

March 12th
1:29 AM
Via

I think I’m stopping Bobbi and Phil from bedroom-wrestling again…

akaironman:

I can go play outside with my toys…

*clears throat* Nope, you’re not. Not at all. And you’re staying right here. Hey… do you know how to play Liar’s Poker?